Elp Elp Tl;DR Urgent!!!!
Hope you like Rome, ’cause finding a room mate like you here it’s impossible.
This because I like your sense of humor 😀
I have netflicks and I need a room mate. We can sit on the couch and drink mountain dew and watch soft noir lesbian porn from france and eventually become closer physically once you are comfortable with me.
Me: Married Female
Height: 6ft 11″ tall
wieght: 453 lbs
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: jet black (dyed, carpet is light blonde with some grey if I don’t shave my pussy)
Breast size 48JJ
Don’t worry about the husband thing he left a long time ago and we never got divorced. I think he moved to Mexico with a latina who was a 100lbs twig. She had nice little perky titties though.
I need an Anon in my life because I want to ride that cock until my eggs are fertilized. We must procreate and create the master race of Anonymous so we can truly change the world.
I like picnics too. Cum get me.