…or at least staying clear of worst ones.
Tip 1: Check the follower count. If they have more than 10,000 followers, they are likely a faggot. Yes, all of them.
(Smart anons will reboot all their accounts and usernames regularly, avoid seeking credit and/or fame.)
Tip 2: Check for emoticons. If they are using smiley faces and love hearts, they are faggots.
(Emoticons are a common sign of mobile use. Anonymity, privacy, security via mobile is so difficult even Barrack Obama doesn’t use one)
卐 Try using a cheap computer, Tor, and these very acceptable “Friendship Windmills” instead 卍
Tip 3: Use of #AnonFamily hashtag is a surefire indication of faggotry.
(Anonymous is not your fucking family. We are not friends. We are potential co-defendants)
Tip 4: Use of Facebook… Do I even have to say it.
(Even if you can maintain an anon account, which is unlikely, Facebook should be rejected on principle)
Tip 5: Caught up in bs drama? Easily offended or trolled? Actively engaged in content removal ops? Faggots.
Tip 6: Tweets lots of DDoS #TangoDown screen shots, but never drops a database. Tango’s sites for 5 minutes. Faggots.
Tip 7: Op topic already in mainstream media? Chances are it’s a case of follower acquisition via hot topic manipulation.
Tip 8: Wants to be best friends, swap photos, personal details. Probably a faggot but possibly Samurai_Lucy. Who is a butthurt rejected socially engineering vile cunt of a faggot. *mute
Tip 9: Check the username. DericLostutter. CommanderXAnon. AnonMessage. All faggots.
(*troll until blocked. Should take less than 5 minutes)
Tip 10: Are they engaged in OpISIS. No… Just no…
(wtf do you think you are going to accomplish anyway…)
Tip 11: Do they have active ongoing relationships and/or partnerships with media and/or law enforcement agencies?
Is that the function you think Anonymous should be performing?
Will their relationship stop your arrest?
Quotes & Quotas are Kryptonite.
Tip 12: Are they coke sniffing trolling racist cunts of the highest order, albeit hilarious?
WARNING: That’s NOT a faggot. That’s Ping. He’s a homosexual. Prepare your anoose.
THINK CRITICALLY – AVOID FAMEFAGS AND LINGERING LEADERFAGS
DO NOT SUPPORT THESE ACCOUNTS.
THEY ARE THE SCUM THAT REMAINS FROM EJECTED WASTE.
RESPECT EVERYONE’S ANONYMITY FIRST AND FOREMOST, YOURS ESPECIALLY.
That is all.
“For years I’ve led a double life. I’ve commanded armies. And conquered worlds.
You might not think it to look at me.
But I have lived.”
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