A #CyberGuerrillA BUTTHURT ASSESSMENT for H3xAbYt3

By butthurt

| March 11, 2016 - 22:26 | Posted in ButtHurt | Comments Off

[a professional legislation by Dr. Topiary; butthurt analysis expert and part-time nigger]

Emotions that were running through H3xAbYt3 head upon butthurt.

NerdRage	AIDS of the mind	Blah Blah Blah999
Wah Wah Wah	Fagotry of the 1st order	™

What initially caused H3xAbYt3 to start acting like such a faggot.

I was banned by someone who is just as retarded as I am.

A disgruntled operator sajoined me to a sexually explicit channel name.

I clicked on a link and am now part of the botnet.

My homemade Anonymous Operation was not given enough support on twither.

Someone removed my channel status and now I feel less important.

I was outsmarted but continue to assume that my correct punctuation is what wins arguments.

Things aren’t going at exactly my pace so I feel alienated and alone.

Nobody will pay attention to my stupid AnonPad.

My dox were posted on pastebin.

The person I PM’d 500 times doesn’t want to talk to me and I can’t understand why.

Someone DDoS’d something of mine.

I was not given a shout-out on the Radio.

I am annoyed by the inconsistent gaps in this form because I aim an autistic retard.

Everyone in the channel went quiet after I tried to be funny and failed.

My shitty press release was denied by the owner of AnonNews.

I found out that Anonymous is not in fact legion.

Frenzied pseudo-activists are ruining my Internet experience.

My Anonymous YouTube creation has more thumbs down than thumbs up.

I simply cannot handle people disagreeing with me.

Someone hurt my feelings six months ago and I have held a grudge ever since.

The media did not quote my horrible description of Anonymous’ ideology

I think I might be a raging homosexual.

I just lost the game.

Meh, Aids… Pools….. /b/lackup here…..

Explanation what should happen next in order to quell the butthurt:

I think Shooop DA Whoooop because I Liek Butt Seks and because Richard C. Mongler , also cocks.

=[]= This ASSESSMENT is run by CyberGuerrillA, your friendly Anonymous Autonomous BUTTHURT Komintern since 2010. =[]=
Hail our Supreme, Glorius Leader Chairman Meow he was right as always! ..::: (All standup & applause …) :::..